café Salto

If you aren't a giant loser you'll order the house burger complete with egg, bacon, beef and cheese. It's served with curly fries -- of which we know to be the fry in its superior form -- and some weird as fuck dip that you should dispense with in favor of ketchup.

Eat it with your hands and walk away stuffed for less than 150 DKK (US $30).

Cool harbor location. Order at bar, but table booking available (recommended). Sit outside.